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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

If I Were a Slutty Flight Attendant


I did not stay up late enough last night to watch David Letterman call Sarah Palin a slutty flight attendant, but I did watch the video

I try to be politically agnostic here at Chubby Mommy Running Club, but the phrase Slutty Flight Attendant is a good one. It conjures up so many images, most of which involve false eyelashes, red lipstick, short skirts, and well, maybe a former beauty pageant contestant or two, if we're honest.

In fairness to Mrs. Palin, I think she'd be a really good flight attendant, because she seems friendly, engaging, and like the type who would make sure your coffee is hot. She'd probably even slip you an extra bag of peanuts. 

But modern flight attendants wear long skirts or pants and long sleeved blazers with silly scarves tied around their necks to block any possible cleavage overflow. Seriously, they're pretty conservative these days. 

If I had the body and confidence to wear the outfit pictured above, I'd go for it in a heartbeat. I mean, the boots alone would be enough for me to take the job. I'd get to keep the boots even if I quit, right?

I'd have to be careful not to spill hot coffee on my bare legs, though, or I'd probably cuss up a storm. Wait, maybe that would be okay? 

[Photo credit to the Upgrade Travel Better blog, who probably ripped this off from an old Southwest Airlines Ad archive file, but hey, he found it first!] 

8 comments:

Meadowlark said...

I shoulda been a go-go dancer. I used to think I was, and would dance to Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots are Made For Walkin'" while standing on the hearth wearing my "three armhole dress" and white go-go boots.

Sigh. I miss those days.

juliejulie said...

You should dance to Nancy again. Maybe this weekend. It is not too late for this sort of thing, trust me.

Meadowlark said...

Um, after the last party, Husband has outlawed "hearth dancing".

Just sayin'

MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

I think she's more like a sexy librarian!

Thanks for finding me on FB and friending!

I'm off to see what you wrote for Betty! : )

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