Listen, it doesn't bother me that you like looking at her more than you like looking at me. I mean, let's face it, she works her butt off to look this good, and I don't. More power to her.
Ok, now back to me.
As Stacey flits around the gym hamming it up for the camera and I sit in the corner on the Cybex machine pretending to do those bicep press thingys, I'm thrilled that she's too distracted to keep track of how many I've done.
At first I thought Stacey was just making up all these random masochistic exercises for me to do on the fly, to keep me busy while she talks about her new shoes and stuff. I figured she wouldn't even notice if I started cheating.
Did you know wall sits are harder with a Kettle ball between your knees, but easier if you lean forward?
Turns out Stacey does know, actually, and she gets all pissy when I do it. In fact, I think she added the heavy ball this week just to make up for the cheating I did last week.
I'm just sure. She's so bossy sometimes.
The good news is, I did manage to lose 2 pounds last week, and I'd like to credit the cottage cheese cups I ate every morning during my business trip to Duluth, MN. I wanted scones, but the thought of Madam Bossy Boots waiting for me back in Bend encouraged me to stay the course.
Also, the running is probably helping. I'm up to about a 4 mile loop now, but I still slow down and speed up, like Stacey taught me, to burn more fat, which makes me sweat. A lot. But I'm sure you'd rather see sweaty pictures of Stacey.
Ok, here's one more shot of her looking a little kittenish as she's showing off her new shoes. This is your reward for reading all the way to the end:
Thanks for stopping by to see (her) us.