Monday, November 10, 2008
We watched Animal Planet's "It's Me or the Dog!" show tonight. Victoria Stilwell, that British vixen with bangs, trained a wild Boxer to be calm and quiet in his bed when people come to the door.
A Boxer DOG, that is. I'm not sure how she'd do with one of those people who put on boxing gloves and hit other people with boxing gloves. She looks tough, maybe she can hold her own.
I wonder what she'd think of Pierre the Puppy's greeting at the door. He stands on the top of the couch and wiggles and barks his annoying small dog yap until the person fends off Sadie, the Weimaranar, and then he jumps down and hops around on his two back legs until someone pets him.
Thank goodness he only weighs 8 lbs.
But I'm sure Victoria would scold us, in her strict, British way, and tell us we need to teach our dogs manners.
As if we didn't know that.
Oh, and by the way, I'm thinking of getting my bangs cut and wearing tight pants and a big wide belt. And kitten heels. Why would a dog trainner wear kitten heels?
I bet my dogs would mind me if I looked like Victoria Stilwell.