Chewed Up Knees

Pierre chewed up my daughter's old Sailor Moon doll. I put all the pieces in a bowl. She looks like a horrid toy version of Boxing Helena.

I don't think I can glue her chewed up knees back to their original state, no matter how hard I try. She will require complete reconstructive surgery. Maybe I can ship her back to her original factory in China?

Poor, sweet Sailor.

We were big Sailor Moon fans for many years. She kind of grows on you. Here are the words to her theme song:

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight,
Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon.

She will never turn her back on a friend. She is always there to defend.
She is the one on whom we can depend. She is the one named Sailor . . .

Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter!

With secret powers all so new to her, she is the one named Sailor Moon.

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight,
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon,
She is the one named Sailor Moon, she is the one, Sailor Moon!

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Rest in Peace, Dear Sailor Moon. You are the One! The one named Sailor Moon!